Monday, July 28, 2008
right, folks. drumroll please. this is called.... ta-da! the long awaited (by big FATFATFAT CHUBBY panda alvin) post bout bird camp...
well, we had our lunch. then we went to jurong bird park. what could you expect? well, I must say tt its quite kool cos they didn't waste time talking about how nice the bird park is or some long welcome speech like what they always make, but after a question of "have you ever come here b4?" they started on the first activity. oh ya. TRAINERS/INSTRUCTORS/BAAD PPL: derek, jennifer, someone.
PART 1 (I have too little time on coms...)
Pitter Pellets
This... is about shit. and mushrooms! hahah. well, we were divided into grps of our own choice (mine was me, kerry, cheryls, jeanie. ) we were given this extrememly brown blob of owl shit. others were given slightly lighter-coloured ones, like the colour of de-chlorophyllised leaves. well, I can veryvery safely say that we were the luckiest grp there. We found 4 lower jaws, 2 skulls, a shoulder blade and a hip bone, numerous ribs, vertabrae and limb bones... all of rats. jean also splashed her chopsticks at me, and i SCREAMED! haha.
next was this birds of prey show. it was so cuute! haha got so many hawks, eagles, vultures, and that idiot zhi yuan whacked me. HMPH! dun like you.
This giant vulture was like swooping here and there. then it kept flying so close to me and cheryl, so close that i once felt its wings. Cheryl, the first few times, screamed, ducked, and pinched (ME!). recall mid-summer night's dream. and those backside showing ppl. haha
Then we got to go behind the scenes. we saw this very pretty falcon with this funny hood on, that made it look like it had a waterfall of feathers on the top of its head. then we saw this extremely HUUGE vulture, that kept hopping about when it saw us. yea. hopping. literally. hop, hop, HOP! haha lol. so RANDOM! well, weikok, jezreel, amber, callie and two other guys got to feed the vulture. to feel how strong the beak is. they were supposed to squEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze this piece of raw meat in their hands, and then go feed the bird. waa it was soooooooo greedy. wei kok said it was ticklish and kept laughing. he perserved his piece of meat the longest. ;) amber... hers got snapped up even before she had squeezed it. the vulture was too fast for her, i guess. haha. then the unfair trainer didn't let her feed anymore... aww that's too baad!.
We also saw the secretary bird, sheila. it gets its name from the stuff resembling quills sticking outa its head, like wad secretaries used to do. HAs. well, we followed it into the show arena where it demonstrated catching a snake. the secretary bird is very the land one, so it hardlyy flies. well... the snake was in this bag, and the instructor, clarence, was like: secretary birds like black cobras. in fact, it is a delicacy to them. however, we have not managed to catch a black cobra, so I think a black snake will do. then the bag started moving. everyone shrank back. even the boys. then the trainer pulled it outta the bag, and spun it around. all of us were like: choy! only rubber lar... lol. cos it still looked real, jerking (cos of clarence's pulling) whenever it got stamped on. oh ya. secretary birds aim for the head and keep stepping on it, wanning to kill. then when it finally caught it, it was like snapping at the head, waning to swallow... so cuute! oh ya sheila also came very close to me, so pretty but sorta freaked me out.
next would be the pitching of tents, bath, night walk, then mega. talking bout it tmrw. gotta go for sis's ballet now... bb!
<33 LeeLee,Mulithoo (NOT Muleethoo!), puffienut.
4:51 PM; shattered
dreams.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
ok, the 1.6 run totally sucked. AND JEAN RULEZ!!!!!!!!!! JEAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEANIE showed the whole world, (oops actually just 6M) that number 1 wasn't goin to be no. 1. she came in the ultimate 1st in the 1.6. SO COOL RITE?????
we went to east coast park with miss theng. I also realised that ms leong SUCKS at PE she looked sooooooooooo weird doing warm-ups with 6L. Then ms theng let us sit on the grass and started lecturing us bout sec schools. I wasnt really paying attention; yt, me and yb were tickling each other with grass we found on the floor. I also found a rope which i twined into a ring and threw it up and down. once it almost landed on ms theng's head... so HENG. and I spent most of the time doing bunny ears on ms teng's head.
Alvin R the big fat panda (hey i didnt know i was a poet) came in second. he was actually in front of us (jean was pacing me) and then he lagged or slacked or jean just rules but i dunno lar. just that after rounding the cone, which was the friggin halfway mark, jean caught up with him and kenna first!!!!!!! yea!
I was third. so HENG. Darrel was like THAT close behind me. When I saw the finish line I was JOGGING. then I heard fat boobs screaming DARREL YOU CAN DO IT DUN LOSE TO LEA!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I turned around. Darrel was walking behind me a mo ago. BUT darrel was running now! he was like flying to me! walao. all I know was that i suddenly put in a burst of speed and sprinted. i was like flying leh. then i thought to myself as i watched darrel getting further from me: hey I can be super girl! but when I crossed the finish line with a triumphant YAY!!! I started raining. Pouring.
Then we girls, after the run, started pouring water down ourselfs. i started it. haha. and the most shocking is that cheryl followed. I thought that the beauty queen will not be wetting her beauty hair but she still follwed. WAY 2 GO, MAN! then we were squirting the nike bottles all around and stinkning all the way back to school. Then we passed by a pongpong tree (science trail, always, with thengtheng around.) where kyc picked up a fruit and was caressing it all the way back to school... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! kee yoke choon sux.
all there is for the walk-run. alvin the bird camp is coming up DUN PESTER ME!!!!!!
4:00 PM; shattered
dreams.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
YO GUYS! miss you all cos just came bk frm bird camp @ jurong bird PARK. i'm a puffienut! yingtong's a newly-hatched acorn. synthOOOOOOO!!!!! Cheryl + Jean + Me = sources of comfort, happiness and joy. LOl so random...
kk jean, dun be sad you are *currently* mii only source of comfort. at least for now.
RANDOM!!!!!! i love that word. well, i wanna write bout the brid camp, but will take quite a while, so bear with me, K?
<33s from MEEE!!!!!!!!!!
PS Cheryl's my source of happiness and $m0nEy$$... ;)
10:01 PM; shattered
dreams.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
yo dudes.
I will not be online or updating for quite some time cos i plan to get a book finished and published. Soon. so bye.
<33 me.
5:38 PM; shattered
dreams.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
is this a story writing competition on suzy's blog or what?!?!
look at suzy's cbox
it RAWKS!!!
and try to continue the story
then we can..
POST IT
and maybe make it into a book!
entitled: SUZY AND THE BEES
jkjk,
anyway
muz tag!
both my blog and the gep blog!
really!
pls do!
its in my links
and try to find a more suitable skin pls
cos according to alvin it sucks.
well,
but muz abide by the rulez, ok?
and go suzy's cbox
kk
that's all
<33 from ME!
9:28 AM; shattered
dreams.
Monday, July 14, 2008
ok dudes, i seriously dunno wad to post and i want to post so lets say this:
1. EVERYONE CREATE A BLOG!
2. TAKE MY FREN TEST!
3. TAG!
4. AGREE WITH THE PETITION!
and with that, I rest my case.
<33 LeeLee
3:39 PM; shattered
dreams.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
3:23 PM; shattered
dreams.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
yo every one...
i saw this thing on the seniors blog... they actually have a blog for the p6 gep tns 07... that is real cool cos every one can actually blog on it. do u tink we should create one of these? no one will be the 'boss' or anyting, but when one person wants to change blogskin others ahve to agree before doing so. an email may be created specially for this. =) but the url should be agreed on before anything. anyone for it please TAG...
and yea... every one should create a blog!!!
btw, how's the prelim oral doing? I stumbled in my chinese waa... but el was rather ok larz... haha XDXD...
<33 from your LeeLee
3:36 PM; shattered
dreams.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
lol.
Kool. Yesterday I had a fever of 38.3 degrees C so i kenna dizzy and slept. today sleep like crazy aso and onoly woke when my class was ending PE. ((:
Edison aso kenna sick... met im online he had fever of 39.9 degrees C but he say now recovering liaoz.
I dunno whether me can come back to school tomorrow... I tink can lah, but doctor say better not. WAAH! NO FAIR!
I am VERY VERY bored... miss all of you...
From your *heartbroken* LeeLee
PS I have just sprained my leg so hopping about on my right foot now... haiz... sianzz...... sigh.... <33
Missing my Mickey. just wanna let you know i love you. [Shinigami, Mickey is SO NOT who you think it is. hmph. ;)]
2:00 PM; shattered
dreams.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
1. Zhi Yuan has a new blog! (look at my links)
2. Ying Bi has a new blog! (look at my links)
3. waa... i am sad... my heart has just been shattered to pieces...
<33 you,
LeeLee
6:33 PM; shattered
dreams.
yo dudes. i am currently up with a terrible sore throat and a fever... lol. quite gd news when i discovered it yesterday night cos that meant an extra day to do SS portefeuille. well, i woke up terribly dizzy today and spent half my morning sleeping. lol.
And HAPPY *belated* BIRTHDAY to you , Ambie! say it now cuz tmrw like a little too late leh...
oh yes could some kind soul update me on the hw pls... and do we have to hand up zuo ye tmrw??
<33 LeeLee.
2:29 PM; shattered
dreams.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
1)What is the connection between you and the last person who smsed you?
M1... well, ...
2)Do you ever turn off your cell phone?
duh.
3)What happened on 10.00am today?
walking with darrel to staff room to pass up FPSP
4)When do you last cried?
when i read little women about 3 weeks ago
5)What is your favourite food?
duckskin with cheese
6)What do you want in life now?
PSLE top in TNS, top 10 in sg aso can. (dunno whether can achieve but dun care... lol. )
7)Do you carry your umbrella when it rains, or you just put up your hood?
dunno
8)Whats your favourite thing to have on your bed?
bolster???
9)What bottom are you wearing now?
no bottom. pinafore
10)Whats the nicest text in your inbox?
deleted
11)Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
golly. lamo
12)Are you wearing anything you borrowed?
erm... sch uniform how can borrow...
13)What was the last movie you caught?
get smart???
14)What are you proud of?
??? dunno ???
15)Do you like ur ex-boyfriend?
dun haf bf b4
16)What was the last song you sang out loud?
i tink 占有
17)Do you have a nickname?
leelee?
18)What does your last received message say?
how much $$ i have in phone.
19)What time did you go to bed last night?
10 pm
20)When you feel down, who will you go to?
mummy can?
21)Are you currently happy?
erm no cos doing a friggin ss portfolio assignment.
22)Who gives you the best advice?
mummy???
23)Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
i hate whipped cream, dude.
24)Who did you talk on the phone last night?
amber, darrel.
25)Is anything bugging you right now?
nope.
26)Do you wear toe socks?
no, duh!
27)Who was the last person you missed call from?
last time that happened was 1 month ago.
28)Have you ever had your heart broken?
duh.
29)What annoys you the most?
teases about the johan.
30)Do you have a crush on anyone?
wu hua ke shuo.... =X
31)Do you love ur life?
DUH.
32)What is the colour of your room?
pinkish beige.
33)Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
actually, no. wo hen shan liang de. (quote mr pang)
34)Do you believe the sayin''talk in cheap''?
erm wad isit?
35)Who was the last person to lie on your bed?
sis.
36)Who was the last person to hug you?
mummy
37)Did you see the last person you kissed?
dunno......... walao
38)Do you have a life?
not really with the friggin PSLE and prelims
39)Do you think someone died when they really didnt?
dun b lame.
40)What is the reason behind your profile song?
dun have 1
41)Who was the last person you last saw in your dream?
erm... my crush frm tns?
42)When was the last tyme you smiled?
1sec ago???
43)Have you changed this year?
dunno leh
44)What are you listening to right now?
ma sis sreamin'
45)Are you talking to someone when you are doing this?
no.
46)Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
废话请别说
47)Is there a quote you live by?
What's worth doing is worth doing well.
48)What is your favourite word?
mackarel.
49)Have you ever played an instrument?
recorder lah i not very gd in music FYI
50)What is your worst idea this week?
telling yt hu i like. haha. no offs.
51)What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?
sleeping. dreaming bout HIM...
52)Are you happy wif your love life right now?
quite NOish.
53)What song describe your love life?
dunno...
54)Does the person know you like him/her?
none of the two do.
55)Who always makes you laugh?
P.Wee
56)Do you speak other languages other than english?
Chinois, Francais...
57)Are you blond?
excuse moi, je suis Chinois.
58)What is your middle name?
erm...
59)What are you doing tomorrow?
dying... drowning... wadeva
60)What do you think you are like?
no one... myself.
61)Who would you choose to die with?
HIM.
62)Where have you been today?
sch and home larh
63)What game do you often play?
Spot the yoke choon
64)Who are you missin right now?
erm....
65)If you are to choose between friendds & love, what would you choose?
obvious frens
66)What are you doin right now?
quiz + portefeuille
67)What school are you from?
TNS duh.
68)Name three colours that you like
rosy pink, orange, beige.
69)What emotion do you like to show?
depends...
70)What is life to you?
currently, muggin cos i have no other life.
71)If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
think about HIM and everything will be alright.
72)Who did you last chat with in msn today?
Bao Huei???
73)Which month are you born in?
Dec
74)How are you feeling right now?
feeling like SH!T.
75)What is the time now?
7.30 pm
76)Where are you now?
home @ singapore
77)What colour did you use to dye your hair?
erm hello je suis tres jeune i dun dye hair.
78)Who do you love most?
mum, dad, sis, bffs, HIM, MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79)Why are you doin this?
cos its lame.
80)What feeling do you hate most?
rejected feeling...
81)At what age do you plan to marry?
26
82)Who is more important to you? boyfriend or frens?
FRENS LAH DUH!
83)Do you have enough confidence?
i tink so...
84)Who are the ppl you trust most?
mummy and cheryl.
85)Do you believe in seein a rainbow aft a rain?
yes. <33
86)If you can have a dream to come true, what will it b?
get a hamster and HIS love. not just his but *****'s as well...
87)What is your goal dis year?
PSLE and prelims top in sch... PSLE top 10 in sg (darned hard lorh)
88)Do you believe in eternal love?
ya.
89)What feeling do you love most?
dunno... 2 b loved?
90)What countries do you like to go to most?
France
91)What feelin do you hate most?
dunno
92)Do you treasure every friendship of yours?
yup.
94)Who cares for you the most?
mum and dad, and of course myself.
95)What do you think is the most important in your life?
love and good grades.
96)Describe the person who tagged you
which one
97)What have you regretted in your whole life?
not telling him that i love him.
98)How will you feel when nobody cares for you?
sad? lonely? blue? (that's why i dun like blue)
99)What are you addicted to?
nothing.
100)Do you enjoy this survey?
frankly, no.
INSTRUCTIONS: remove 1 question the above & add in your own personal question. next, list a few ppl whom euu wuld want them to do this at the end of the post. notify them in their tagboard tt he/she have been tagged.
Q wadeva: Who ... ( dunno leh )
ppl:
Ying Tong
Alvin.R
Timothy (if he hasnt done it)
Louis
Reynold.
LOL. <33 LeeLee
7:10 PM; shattered
dreams.
well, today was alright, except that FPS was a great rush and there was this thing about... deflowering.
Well, Mrs wee was on this topic about conversation in preperation for our PSLE prelim oral, which is next saturday, and asked us to list the possible topics for conversation and then pick three topics. she asked jia wei first and he said: Stress, gambling and accidents. Me next and i said Reading, littering and SHOPPING!. so mrs wee said: do you know what singaporeans' favourite hobbies are? I said eating, someone said shopping, then we all heard Jian Song say: devouring. Mrs wee, upon hearing that, exclaimed: DEFLOWERING?!?!
She went on to tell us that deflowering is actually making a virgin not a virgin anymore. There are ppl in india and thailand who sell their virgin children for US$100 only! Amber was like: Thats silly! if it were me it would be a billion dollars. Imagine for yourself the noise that followed.
Mrs Wee also told us about the male version of deflowering, as in sodomising, or sex thru the anus. And our genius yt had to ask : HOW? Imagine again for yourself how much laughter followed. Then Mrs wee commented that it was dirty, and we should clean it properly after doing the big one, and we learnt a new word: SKIDMARKS! it means the marks left on the underwear by not-cleaned-properly-after-the-big-one buttocks. etcetcetc. there was also sumting on homosexuality, and the class was much more solemn, as Mrs wee described them as 可怜. i think so too.
Well, that reminded the whole class about louis cheww, who liikes going around and saying that other boys are "ver cute you know". lol
thats all for today. There was also something on a bird camp, where cheryl, berber, me, lungfish, darrel, yew pheng, zhi yuan, and jun hao were chosen to go. on 25th and 26th july. will not elaborate further as details are on lyt's blog.
haiz.. portfolio now. bb
6:14 PM; shattered
dreams.